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ObiWonton Soup 
5th-Aug-2005 05:16 pm
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Item to be added: ObiWonton Soup
Link to sporking and/or link to story: The Power of Our Love - Careful with that link, you'll need an insulin shot before you go in.
Author of Sporking/Author of story: jesslover
Suggested retail price of object: 2 credits for a cup, 3 credits for a bowl.
Quote from story where object is mentioned: "AU Yoda gives Padme a talisman that can prevent Anakin's turn to the Dark Side. But will keep their destiny from occurring? Appearances by ObiWon, Yoda, and ultimately Luke, Leia, and Han Solo."
Advertisement/Commercial: Lucas can't resist commercializing everything.

Please, come to the Cato Neimoidian Dinery, where we are serving a new flavor of wonton soup: the ObiWon! Just one taste of this fine soup, and you'll sing for joy. It's practically an aphrodisiac for your lady friends! No woman can get enough of the ObiWon. Have it on an airspeeder, in a power station, on a super-secret planet, in an arena full of vicious hero-eating monsters, in a hut in the middle of the desert -- hey you can even try this on a skiff, with a Sith! Stop on by and have some today! Tastes like a real Jedi!

Warning: Repeated consumption of the ObiWon can lead to congenital lying and bad break-ups on lava-covered planets. Please keep all arms, legs, and roboclaws within the designated area, lest they be lightsabered off. May disappear if you strike down. Will become more powerful than you can imagine. May cause indigestion to emotional Padawans and angry Sith Lords.
6th-Aug-2005 04:14 am (UTC)
That warning is a thing of beauty.
6th-Aug-2005 10:06 pm (UTC)
*bows* Thank you. I had too much fun writing it. XD
6th-Aug-2005 08:52 am (UTC)
I want some.
6th-Aug-2005 10:07 pm (UTC)
Would you like a cup or a bowl? ;D
8th-Aug-2005 05:00 am (UTC)
This is absolutely hilarious. Thank you all for reading badfic and pulling out the funny parts so I can enjoy them. Muahaha.
9th-Aug-2005 06:02 pm (UTC)
I cheated and only skimmed the first couple chapters. >.> I'm not THAT masochistic. ;D

And thank you. :D
9th-Aug-2005 11:18 pm (UTC)
This made me smile the first time I read it and it's still making me smile. And I just figured out this is a fic-sporking journal. *is slow* I was never one for making fun of fanfics, but this is adorable. XD
11th-Aug-2005 03:49 am (UTC)
I don't much like sporking fics myself, though I will read the sporkings on occasion if they're funny. But that mispelling was too funny to resist. But i'm glad I made you smile! *hugs*
10th-Aug-2005 04:27 pm (UTC)
lurrve your warning label!
11th-Aug-2005 03:49 am (UTC)
Hee! XD Thank you, I had fun writing it. >.>
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