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5th-Aug-2005 05:16 pm - ObiWonton Soup
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Item to be added: ObiWonton Soup
Link to sporking and/or link to story: The Power of Our Love - Careful with that link, you'll need an insulin shot before you go in.
Author of Sporking/Author of story: jesslover
Suggested retail price of object: 2 credits for a cup, 3 credits for a bowl.
Quote from story where object is mentioned: "AU Yoda gives Padme a talisman that can prevent Anakin's turn to the Dark Side. But will keep their destiny from occurring? Appearances by ObiWon, Yoda, and ultimately Luke, Leia, and Han Solo."
Advertisement/Commercial: Lucas can't resist commercializing everything.

Please, come to the Cato Neimoidian Dinery, where we are serving a new flavor of wonton soup: the ObiWon! Just one taste of this fine soup, and you'll sing for joy. It's practically an aphrodisiac for your lady friends! No woman can get enough of the ObiWon. Have it on an airspeeder, in a power station, on a super-secret planet, in an arena full of vicious hero-eating monsters, in a hut in the middle of the desert -- hey you can even try this on a skiff, with a Sith! Stop on by and have some today! Tastes like a real Jedi!

Warning: Repeated consumption of the ObiWon can lead to congenital lying and bad break-ups on lava-covered planets. Please keep all arms, legs, and roboclaws within the designated area, lest they be lightsabered off. May disappear if you strike down. Will become more powerful than you can imagine. May cause indigestion to emotional Padawans and angry Sith Lords.
1st-Aug-2005 01:34 am - Item: Favorable Problems
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Item to be added: Favorable Problems
Link to Sporking: Jakaraya, the Emperor's Daughter and Sith Apprentice
Link to Story: Darkness rising
Author of Sporking: gehayi
Author of Story: Criticalskye
Suggested retail price of object: 10 credits for one; 50 credits for a six-pack; 75 credits for family-sized.
Quote from story where object is mentioned: Anakin tried to hide the grin but it was too late "I know, I'll be careful if I get myself into an 'favorable' problems, but then again. It should be I warning you"
Advertisement/Commercial: "If you're tired of having problems that are arduous, stressful and unpleasant, try Chancellor Bob's Favorable Problems--problems guaranteed to give you more favorable reactions than you ever dreamed possible. Now available in Problems for One, Six-Pack and Family-Sized. Yours now for only ten credits! Side effects may include headaches, nausea, dizziness, vomiting, emotional involvement and Falling to the Dark Side."
25th-Jul-2005 12:34 pm(no subject)
me: backpack
Bob's is open for business! We're now hiring so if you think you're evil good enough for the challenge, step right up!
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